BANG!

That's the noise of me detonating an explosive charge directly inside your ear hole.
Quite why I would do such a thing, I am unsure. I've probably never even met you!

There is one thing I am sure of, though: that such an explosion would be extremely loud and uncomfortable for you.

I asked a scientist to confirm this, and he said "Yes".

However, if you can believe it, it would not be the loudest noise!

The loudest noise is an aeroplane crashing into a massive tower of plates.

WOW!