Worms are soft tubes of puss that birds like to eat for breakfast.

'The early bird gets the worm' refers to birds' love for eating worms, and also the reason why birds get up so early, waking you up with their incessant chirping.

What does a worm do all day? Scientists have long wondered this, and indeed they are still wondering it. I can see eight scientists from where I'm sitting, and they're all wondering what a worm does all day.

Even I don't know what worms do. But I can guess! I guess that they spend their days wiggling.

What else can a worm do? It's not as if they can go to the cinema! Or go swimming! They're worms!

So, yes, wiggling is what worms do. They wiggle around and eat dirt.

Stupid worms.

But what is the wiggliest worm?

It's a trick questions! Because all worms are exactly the same!

Stupid worms.