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First Cut

Have you heard the song 'The First Cut is the Deepest'?

Of course you have! It's by good old Cat Stevens, or Richard Muslimo as he now likes to be known.

Cat originally wrote it as a metaphor for being injured psychologically - for example, when you watch wrestling, or when you're a soldier and see a blown up person.

Nowadays, the song is used as an anthem for plastic surgeons, and that is likely how it will be remembered.

But Cat doesn't care. He has a million pounds!

And coincidentally, a million pounds is what the first cut cost. That is, the first plastic surgery operaton.

What was it? Why, it was a breast enlargement for Queen Victoria. That was the first cut.

Have a look in the archives if you don't believe me.

The archives of MY FIST!

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