Have you ever been in a bar, and you've felt a bit thirsty?
Of course you have. And no doubt, whilst in such a state of thirst, you've glanced across the cocktail list. But with so many choices, and so many confusing and offensive names... which one should you choose!?

I'm afraid I can't tell you. I have litte to no interest in answering your questions about cocktails. Where would it all stop?
Before I knew it, this would be the World of Cocktails, sponsored by Gin.

Needless to say, that will never happen. But what I can tell you is almost as useful as what to order: what NOT to order - also known as the most toxic cocktail!

The most toxic cocktail is acid and bleach.