"Mmmm. Yummy. I must have another one".

If you are eating, and you find yourself thinking this, you have probably stumbled upon an addictive food. Well done!

The obese claim that all foods are addictive, and that they have no control over their jelly-wrapped arms - the food actually rams itself down their fat throats! It's like something out of Sherlock Holmes!
But, of course, the obese are not worth listening to, about anything.

Scientists have found that, generally, the more sugar there is in a food, the more addictive it is. This is why sweets are very popular! Sweets are made of sugar and air.

But sweets are not the most addictive food. No way!

The most addictive food is sandwiches.
I eat a sandwich for lunch every day, and so does everyone. What is more addictive than that? Nothing, apart from a massive bag of drugs.