Squash is a drink, made from the boiled peel that remains after all the good fruit has been juiced.
You can get all kinds of squash, but especially orange.

In order to drink it, squash has to be mixed with water - for every one teaspoon of squash, you should add ten of water. THAT'S THE LAW.

Get the ratio wrong, and the sqaush is either too strong (you will realise this when your teeth begin to ache) or it's too weak.

If you make it too weak - or too diluted, it ends up tasting like some kind of bottled pollution. It's awful, and it will probably kill you.

Quite how Larry Havbridge is still alive remains a mystery! You see, he drank what is now recognised as the most diluted glass of squash!

I asked Larry to explain the circumstances of this amazing WOW.

He refused.

I expect it had something to do with a swimming pool, though. There must be a swimming pool in there somewhere.

And some squash.

WOW!