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First James Bond

He walks along... he turns... he fires a gun! And then blood seeps down the screen.

Everyone knows what I'm describing: the beginning of a James Bond book.

James Bond is a British spy, who works for the government. He travels all over the world to sleep with girls, and then he saves the world! It would be awesome to be James Bond, except you would then be fictional, and trapped in a book.

But quite recently, James Bond escaped from the pages of his books, and came to life in several movies!
So far he has been portrayed by: Bob Monkhouse, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, the Australian one, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig.

You want to know the first James Bond? Well, look at my list, you idiot!

The first James Bond is Bob Monkhouse, who played James Bond in a television commercial advertising cheese.

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