Mmmmm mmm mmmmm! I do love a good bit of toast, I do I do.
Especially with a nice lump of butter on top.

And some cheese.

But how exactly is toast made?

It's a process that amazed King Arthur and his Knights - legend recounts that Merlin the magician regularly performed the feat atop the Round Table itself, and also he fried a few eggs at the same time.
Yes, Merlin the magician was awesome.

But while the art of making toast was seen as amazing and magical in the 18th Century, today it is a task any man, woman or transvestite can achieve with relative ease - making toast, you see, is simply a matter of heating up a slice of bread until it gets crispy - which, thanks to the power of science, can be done easily using a device known as... a toaster.

Yes, a toaster will make you a pretty good slice of toast.

And pretty good will please most of the population - save for the small minority who desire their toast with something extra: something... dangerous.

George Packson was one such statistic. And he worked in a jet engine shop.

If you have half a brain, you've already guessed what George did.

Of course, he shot himself in the brains because no-one ever bought a jet engine, and he was bankrupted.

And when his body was cremated, he unwittingly created the hottest toast - for he always, even in death, kept a flap of bread in his shirt pocket.

I think we can all learn something from George Packson.

{Don't open a jet engine shop)