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Flattest Monkey

Monkeys are what human beings used to be, almost two-hundred years ago.

Swinging through the trees, swinging through the grass, swinging on a tyre swing. Monkeys love swinging - FACT!

But what do monkeys not love. What do monkeys hate?

Monkeys hate being flattened.

Which is why the world's flattest monkey would probably be pretty angry right now, had said flattening not crushed his poor monkey brains and killed him.

The world's flattest monkey was 'Hugo', an astro-monkey sent into space to search for aliens.

Unfortunately, on his return journey, the capsule sank to the bottom of the ocean and was crushed by the immense pressure.

Did Hugo meet an alien in outer space? We will never know.

But he probably didn't.

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