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Most Exclusive Club

I was once a member of a club.
It was known as the 'Ghost Spotters' club.
And while no ghosts were ever successfully spotted, I'd like to think that the club wasn't a complete waste of time.

Unfortunately, it was a complete waste of time.

Please, don't let my club experience put you off joining a club. Clubs can be great, and you can meet new people and make new friends.

I am assuming, of course, that the club you want to join will let you in.
Some clubs are exclusive, meaning that in order to join, you must fulfil a certain criteria. Usually it will have something to do with the theme of the club.
For example, the 'Not A Monkey Club' would not let a monkey join.
To join the 'Not A Monkey Club', you have to be not a monkey. And a monkey is a monkey, not a not a monkey.
Also, a monkey would cause certain choas, knocking plates off the tables, and pulling down the cutains!

Of course, any other animal would be allowed to join that club, and thus the 'Not A Monkey Club' cannot be the most exclusive.

The most exclusive club is the Beano Club.

Elitist bastards.

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