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Worst Disney Sequel

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy Dog and Snow White Human Girl.
What do those four characters have in common? That's right - they're all disgustingly ugly.

But not only that, they all had the same father! Walt Disney!

Walt Disney was one of the world's first cartoonists.
He started off by drawing just one cartoon every week: Garfield.
But then he had a revolutionary idea - what if he drew not one cartoon every week, but twenty-four cartoons every second? Wouldn't that be amazing? The answer was 'yes', and the Garfield television series was the result!

But the American public didn't like Garfield much. And they certainly didn't like that farmyard spin-off series with the pig. They thought that was utter rubbish.
So Disney genetically engineered a mouse who could talk - Mickey Mouse!

Mickey was so popular, Walt Disney was soon the richest man in the world! He now had enough money to make feature-length movies - and that's exactly what he did.

First he made Lady and the Tramp: it was about two dogs, one a lady dog, and one a tramp dog, whatever that is.
Next he made Aladdin: a story about a kid who traps Robin Williams inside a bottle!
And finally, he made The Lion King: a load of singing lions all singing about something.

But then things started to go wrong for Walt Disney. He died.
The new owner of the Disney empire was Walt Disney's lifelong friend, Ken Hornsy. Ken Hornsy didn't know much about cartoons: he was a self-certified dentist by trade. Nevertheless, Hornsy knew what he liked - and this is what he liked: sequels!
Immediately, the company released Aladdin 2, The Lion King 2 and Lady and the Tramp 2, as well as many other sequels - some to cartoons that didn't even exist yet! Luckily they were all terrible, and the Disney company was forced to close down forever.

The worst Disney sequel was recently voted 'Honey I Drowned Your Dog', an hilarious straight-to-video feature.
Rick Moranis' famous shrink ray gun accidentally turns the family pooch microscopic!
It soon drowns in the family's tears of grief: the ultimate irony!

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