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Silliest Human

Have you ever wondered who the silliest human was? Perhaps it was Charlie Chaplin. Or maybe Groucho Marx. Who knows - it could even have been Lenny Henry.

Of course it wasn't Lenny Henry, you idiot. That would be ridiculous!

No, the identity of the silliest human was only discovered in 1998, by a gang of scientists messing around in a Danish pete bog.

In that bog, they discovered the perfectly preserved body of a naked man! Carbon dating revealed him to be over five thousand years old! That's fairly silly.
But his true silliness was only revealed when he was x-rayed, and it emerged that his neck had been broken by a violent blow!

Who would go swimming in a pete bog with a broken neck?
Only the silliest human, that's who!

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