Have you ever wondered what an apple is made from? If you were to cut one open, what would you find inside?
The answer, confusingly, is apple!

It's insane!

Apples have many uses: you can tread on them, creating a delicious snack for wasps. You can also use them to create Apple Crumble, a desert which, when removed hastily from the microwave and spilt on my knee, is an environmentally friendly alternative to napalm.

There are many different varieties of apple in the world, each with a unique texture, colour and flavour. Thanks to chaos theory, however, you can never be sure what variety you're going to get until the apple is picked.
It's a bit like that science experiment where you shut a cat in a fridge, except without the RSPCA prosecuting me.

In general apples weigh around 3oz. But the heaviest apple weighs much more than that!

In fact, the heaviest apple weighs more than the average human - because the heaviest apple is Appleman, enemy of cartoon superhero Bananaman.

I don't know exactly how much Appleman weighs, but it must be loads: he's got more muscles than Skeletor!

WOW!