Have you ever been walking in the woods, spotted a curious mushroom poking from the grass and eaten it?

Of course you haven't! If you had, you would currently be a poisoned corpse!

All mushrooms, or fungi as they are known by scientists, are poisonous, you see: it's simply nature's way of murdering hermits.
But if you're wondering why the mushrooms you see for sale in your local supermarket aren't deadly, here's the reason: it's because supermarkets employ immigrants to suck the poison out!

The most poisonous fungi is known as the 'Death Flap'. It can be found growing in compost heaps, and is so poisonous that if you look at it, your brain malfunctions and you start dancing!

WOW!