Remember when that meteorite attack killed a load of dinosaurs?
No you don't, you liar. That happened before you were alive: the year 1 million B.C!
All the large dinosaurs became covered in ash and soon turned into mountains - but those small enough to dodge the falling ash survived, becoming distant ancestors to the species that we see around us today: from flies, to bees, to wasps... to dogs!
The majority of dogs look normal enough. But thanks to generations of human interference, many extremely deformed breeds of dog are also available! Some of the most popular are:
Bulldog (fat and wheezing),
Greyhound (skin shortage),
Snoopy: (brain damage).
None, however, are as deformed as the most deformed breed of dog, the Bull Terrier!
The Bull Terrier is not only horrifically ugly, it is also unable to close its eyes and can only move one of its four legs!
WOW!