What do you get if you leave a glass of milk on top of your radiator for a month?
Yes, evicted from your flat!

But before you are thrown out, take a look into the glass - you'll find that you have created a block of your very own delicious cheese!

Of course, not all cheese is produced in this way. That would be crazy, and also stink. No, most cheeses are produced inside giant vats, where the awful smells are captured and stored safely inside tubes of tennis balls.

The smell isn't the most dangerous thing about cheeses, though. It might make you vomit, but it won't kill you. Not unless you vomit into your own lungs and drown.
No, the most dangerous thing about cheese is its great weight. Because cheese is denser than many types of foam!
If you've ever dropped a ball of Edam on your toe, you'll know what I mean!

But the most dangerous cheese isn't Edam - it's Stilton. For Stilton has exactly the same consistency as quicksand.
If you've ever stepped on a floor made entirely from Stilton you won't know what I mean - because you'll have been swallowed up and transformed into a corpse, thereby becoming incapable of knowing anything!

WOW!