Most Zac Power Books Owned
I don't know who, or what Zac Power is, but I expect he is some kind of robot.
More specifically, he is the kind of robot who wobbles around on the carpet looking for crumbs to eat.
Yes, Zac Power is a vacuum cleaner!
You might think that vacuum cleaners never have any exciting adventures, and that therefore no books have ever been written about the exciting adventures of vacuum cleaners.
Well, the next time you walk into a book shop, take a good look down the 'Adventure' aisle. You will quite literally vomit yourself to death (drowning in vomit)!
Because there are loads of Zac Power books - probably at least five!
Here is what an extract from the latest Zac Power book might look like:
Chapter twelve
One day, Zac Power was sucking up a ball of dust, when to his great surprise, there was a power cut! The dust blew away and Zac was sad.
Suddenly, the power came back on, and Zac rejoiced!
"Sucking forever", Zac shouted, tears (dust) rolling from (up) his eyes (sucking tube)!
Later that day, Zac's best friend, Ken Crispile came round to see him. They played table football for eight hours, but Zac said that Ken had cheated and so there was a fight and Zac got punched - right in the hole!
The moral of the story is: the end!
The person who owns the most Zac Power books is Richard Edger, who told me that he owns an amazing two Zac Power books, and that he was unable to supply any proof whatsoever!
WOW!