Do you, a dog, take this other dog to be your lawfully wedded dog-wife?
Woof!

If you've ever heard those words and that woof, congratulations are in order: because you have witnessed a dog wedding!

And if you haven't ever heard those words and that woof, prepare to hear those words and that woof very soon!
Thanks to our modern age of social inclusion, many animals are now choosing to get married - including monkeys, bees and prawns.

It should come as no surprise that the country with the greatest number of animal weddings is Italy: for so romantic are all things Italian, that I almost once fell in love with a pizza.

So yes, the largest dog wedding (64 pairs of dogs) did take place in Italy, in a massive warehouse.
Yes, there was a lot of barking, and growling.
And yes, the stench was unbearable.

WOW!