The next time you are in your local supermarket, take a good look at the bean aisle. Do you know what you will find?
That's right: you will find that there is no bean aisle!

When I first made this startling discovery, I was so shocked that I literally went home and, several hours later, fell asleep. For beans are one of the most historic food items still in existence, and deserve respect.
Which fruit did Eve pick from the Garden of Eden, dooming humanity forever? Yes, it was a bean!
How did Sir Isaac Newton discover gravity? Yes, a bean fell off his head!
What is the city of New York often known as? Yes, 'Neow Yoik'!

In an attempt to raise the profile of the bean, we at the World of WOWs recently carried out an exhaustive survey. After many weeks of voting, the best bean was identified as the baked bean, a bean usually found tinned, in a tomato sauce.

It is especially popular with the poor.

WOW!