Biscuits are great aren't they? Yes, shut up, they are great. Biscuits can transform even the most mundane and bland meal into an exciting mouth-based adventure!
Perhaps you would like your best friend, a dog, to experience the wonder of biscuits?
Well, stop! Don't feed that dog any of your biscuits, you idiot. Normal biscuits can kill a dog - because all dogs are allergic to flour!

But don't cry: if you want to give a dog a biscuit, the solution is available from your local library: a dog biscuit!

Instructions:

1) Unwrap dog biscuit.
2) Place dog biscuit inside dog.
3) Repeat until dog escapes.

Many different types of dog biscuit are available, in all shapes and sizes: from small to large... to largest!
The largest dog biscuit, I presume, is the size of a massive plate, because if it was bigger than a plate, where would you put it!?