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Most Participants in a Golf Lesson

Have you ever tried to play a game of golf? Of course, you haven't. Golf is a game played only by the ruling classes - like croquet, polo, and darts. The skills required are passed through blood lines: they are hereditory, genetic.

What then, for those of the lower classes who are not born wealthy, but accrue it through means of criminality? How on earth are they to learn golf!?
The answer is golf lessons!

Golf lessons are available at your local newsagents. Just go up to the counter and ask. Alternatively, why not buy a chocolate bar?
Snickers is a good one.

The most participants in a golf lesson is 16. Can you imagine 16 people hitting golf balls simultaneously? Well, I had to, since none of them managed it.


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