Getting married is supposedly the happiest day of your life. Whether or not this is true, I don't know. For I am not you.
I have, however, been to several weddings, and can remember most of some of them relatively clearly. And while I can't attest to their happiness, one thing I'm sure of is that, at none of these occasions was either the bride or groom above the height of 7 feet.
Evidently, I was not present at the wedding of the tallest married couple - Mr and Mrs Goree! Their combined height is a whopping 13 feet, 7 inches - probably the same height as a ladder!