GOAL!

If you've ever had a large hairy man shout that in your ear, hopefully you were watching a game of football at the time. And isn't goal a strange word?

Of course, no.

But I'll tell you what is strange: the FIFA World Cup!
Imagine a sporting tournament which gathers together the greatest football players in the World, sorts them by nationality and molecularly digitises them, pitting combatants against one another in a neon-edged, primitive polygonal computer realm. Only by destroying the Master Computer Program can Flynn escape!

The most matches attended at a FIFA World Cup was 5, the number attended by US soccer enthusiast Jeremy Bloom during the 1998 World Cup!

WOW!