Farmers must live an awful existence.
You get up at 4am every morning, have to spend hours touching and thinking about dirty, rubbish animals like cows and pigs and, at the end of day, you can't even watch TV - electricity is 100% illegal on farms!

Thankfully, being a farmer isn't all bad: there exist scarecrows and combine harvesters for entertainment!

Everyone knows what a scarecrow is: some sort of entertaining bag filled with entertaining rubbish. Simply entertaining!
But what exactly is a combine harvester, and how is it entertaining?
To avoid answering that question, we must turn quickly to the film Superman 3: it has comedy (Richard Prior), it has Superman (Christopher Kent)... it even has a massive robot computer thing (The Man From Uncle)! But to top it all off, Superman 3 also features a combine harvester! Hooray!

The most combine harvesters working on a field simultaneously is two.
I saw them both in a field near Hastings in 2008!
Although one of them might have been a shed.