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Best Soldier

Ten HUT!

That is what a soldier says after counting ten huts. Counting huts is a very important skill for a soldier, since there may be baddies hiding inside.

Three baddies have been known to fit inside one hut, making a very dangerous ratio for soldiers!

There are many different kinds of soldiers, easily memorised by this simple rhyme:

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.

Obviously, some types are better than others.

The best soldier is the 'tailor' soldier, who mends military clothes, so when the Prime Minister makes a surprise visit, everyone looks smart, and can appear on television smiling, before getting horribly blown up.

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