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Best Theory

A theory is like an important idea.

Sir Isaac Newton saw an apple fall out of a tree, and had a theory that it was due to a strong downward wind that only apples could feel. He called this theory 'Appledraft', although it was later renamed 'Gravity' when it was discovered that all types of fruit were affected.

Another famous theory is the theory of time, by Albert Einstein. This had something to do with energy, and was very famous.

Neither, though, are the best theory, since they both involve science, which is insanely boring.

The best theory is the one that says if you stuff a cat in an oven, it is alive AND dead at the same time, until you open the door!

It's the best because cats stink. And, let's face it, who needs an excuse to put a cat in an oven?

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