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Best Alternative to Saying Hello

Hi!

Oi Oi!

Bonjour!

'Ello!

YOU!

Alright?

These are just a few examples of alternatives to saying 'hello'. The list is, quite literally, endless.

Other, non verbal methods include waving, pointing, and poking.

But what is the best?

It's been a mystery... until now!

The best alternative to saying hello is so simple, you'll wonder why you never thought of it (this is because you are an idiot).

The best alternative is to not say hello at all, and just stare until the other party says hello to you!

It's what known as energy efficiency.

Save the planet by staring.

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